Lighting the flame: favourites, dark horses, and no-hopers
Let’s consider that most important of ceremonial and symbolic moments - the lighting of the Olympic flame by the final torchbearer. It’s a moment full of meaning and passion. But who should have this honour? Who could Beijing choose to best embody China’s hopes for the Games, to best symbolize China’s regard in the international community, to best represent Chinese culture and history? Can one person achieve all these things? Here’s my shortlist:

Liu Xiang. One of the favourites and China’s big hope to get the flags waving and the anthem playing in the stadium; a reigning Olympic champion and worthy of consideration.
For: my students assure me that he can sing as well as jump.
Against: arguably a bit of a prima-donna and not so recognisable to a wider audience.
Yao Ming. China’s vertically gifted NBA star is another leading contender and comes across as a people’s man with an image recognisable the world over.
For: will have no problem reaching over the rim of the cauldron and has proven more reliable than other Chinese exports.
Against: has developed a tendency to fracture lower extremities under pressure.
Liu and Yao are the hot favourites, but what about the chances of the old guard?

Mao Zedong. An interesting ‘dark horse’. This could be China’s chance to stun the world with its advances in cryogenic technology.
For: everyone knows that lovely smile and history tells us he has a 70% chance of getting it right on the night.
Against: as Icarus discovered, when wax gets too close to something hot there can be disastrous consequences.
His Holiness the Dalai Lama. A rank outsider. Although still very much alive, reliable sources indicate he has less chance than either a Japanese revisionist or the aforementioned Mao. After all, who wants a Nobel Peace Prize winner when we can see a brutal dictator in action?
For: Loved by everyone except China.
Against: Loved by everyone except China.
None of the candidates mentioned so far create enough of a spark for my liking. What about this man?

Hu Jia. A no-hoper for Olympic flame duties, but more deserving of the honour than any mentioned above. A true winner in life.
For: he’s presently incarcerated and could do with stretching his legs.
Against: he’s too good, too selfless, too honest, too pleasant, too humble, and too hard-working in campaigning for the rights of the disadvantaged, the dying, and the dispossessed. Clearly not the sort of person China wants as a symbol of the nation.
Did I miss anyone?
Updated to say that the wise men of Beijing have decided to jail Hu for three and a half years - an unjustified, undeserved, petty, senseless sentence. Hu Jia should be held up as an example of how far human rights have come in China, not a victim of its suppression. I suspect this will turn out to be a regrettable move, and not just for Hu himself.


